You Just Might be the Mother of a Toddler

• If you have ever found bite marks in your lip stick, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you have ever run through your house with your pants around your knees just to save someone from falling down the stairs, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you have ever watched the same pixar movie more than 5 times in a 3 day span, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you've ever had to rescue the dog from being over-loved, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you have ever been criticized by the older lady at the grocery store because "she is still using a binkie? And at this age!!!???!!!" you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you ever get hugged in the middle of the day just because the person that hugged you was walking by and felt like it, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If gleeful singing awakens you at 6am on a Saturday morning, and it makes you smile, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you are "the crazy neighbor lady" who has to tell the boys next door to turn their music down during nap time, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If the floor of your car is covered in a layer of cheerios and goldfish, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you ever find things that should be in the potty on your bookshelf and books in your potty, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you use the word "potty" to refer to your toilet, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you ever have somebody that wants to help you sweep the floor or empty the dishwasher more than they want to play with their toys, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you have ever picked somebody's nose or wiped their snot with your finger, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you must determine the needs, wants and desires of an individual based solely on their screeching, whining, crying and pointing, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you find yourself talking in a high-pitched voice more than in your normal voice, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If the smell of throw up doesn't make you gag, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If anybody has ever spit out their half-chewed food and you caught it in your hand, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you have all the words memorized to every children's book you own, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you often find yourself teetering precariously on the edge of insanity, you just might be the mother of a toddler
• If you find yourself going through your day with a big smile on your face and a happy heart, you just might be the mother of a toddler